j0hto:

ellen should get an oscar for being ellen.

j0hto:

ellen should get an oscar for being ellen.

(Source: ellenatorss)

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January has issues with her mother, February is always talking about things he wants to do while March does them, April eats sweets and May pays for them, June is the oldest but not the wisest and July always has an opinion on everything. August never stops trying do the right thing, even if he doesn’t always know what that is. September once saw something so sad, she never stopped crying. October holds the lift for anyone, vice-presidents and street-sweepers alike (for his memory, not for theirs) and November makes fun of him for this. December is tired but always hopeful. He has never once stopped believing.

Monday’s obviously a bastard, quite literally as dad can’t remember what or who he was doing. Tuesday’s temperamental but ok as long as you stay on her good side. Wednesday doesn’t say much and Thursday sometimes hums just to break the silence. They’re in love. Friday’s always wasted and she and Saturday hold each other tightly until their delirium fades.

But Sunday, Sunday knows she’s the end. But she closes her eyes, and she pretends with all the strength in her tiny heart that really, she’s the dawn.

The children of time (via dothelittlethings)

tupacabra:

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

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(Source: riseagainstcaity)

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“Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life; Love shouldn’t be one of them.”    
— Dream for an Insomniac


Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life; Love shouldn’t be one of them.”    

Dream for an Insomniac

(Source: justherguy)

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windspray:

so pretty

windspray:

so pretty

(Source: hurtlover)

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THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE FIRST HUSBAND

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THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE FIRST HUSBAND

(Source: teacakes)

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jawnn-locked:

thouuushallnot:

tavish-degroot:

hrmphfft:


pumpkinlore:


alex-clover-sam:


fuckyeahlaughters:


ghirahim-the-stalker:


lekristayy:


diannaagronismyhomegirl:


demonseallovesyou:


maleyoda:


How deep was that? Her whole body disappeared.


its the G A T E W A Y  T O  S A T A N S  L A I R


did i reblog this already? i don’t even know. fuck it, here you go.


dead. 


Where. Did. The. Body. GO?!




OMG LMFAO I CAN’T, I’M CRYING, THIS IS SO FUNNY. LMAO I’M SUCH A BAD PERSON HELP


Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the fuck?” while sipping his blood-of-the-innocents martini or…?







(Credit goes to  hrmphfft and redemtiondot) I hope one day there is just a pile of bodies and a very frustrated Satan.

Where did she go ??

To satans Crib bro.^

jawnn-locked:

thouuushallnot:

tavish-degroot:

hrmphfft:

pumpkinlore:

alex-clover-sam:

fuckyeahlaughters:

ghirahim-the-stalker:

lekristayy:

diannaagronismyhomegirl:

demonseallovesyou:

maleyoda:

How deep was that? Her whole body disappeared.

its the G A T E W A Y  T O  S A T A N S  L A I R

did i reblog this already? i don’t even know. fuck it, here you go.

dead. 

Where. Did. The. Body. GO?!

OMG LMFAO I CAN’T, I’M CRYING, THIS IS SO FUNNY. LMAO I’M SUCH A BAD PERSON HELP

Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the fuck?” while sipping his blood-of-the-innocents martini or…?

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(Credit goes to  hrmphfft and redemtiondot) I hope one day there is just a pile of bodies and a very frustrated Satan.

Where did she go ??

To satans Crib bro.^

(Source: brisasmith)

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